ISSUE NO.9
THE ARTISAN
Sex is alchemy; a gimmick they made up a thousand years ago to beguile the masses. Addi walks us through the lost art.
November 2nd 2024
Artwork by Gabriel Carr @gabrielcarr.ink
Under the rules of capitalism,
A fair trade is one where both parties agree on the value placed on the transaction.
The existence of demand
Demands a supply.
He considers himself a tradesman -
Toolbag’s leather strap weighing heavy
on a well-worked-out shoulder,
Soliciting clientèle under a cherry red haze
Elevator music, techno drums:
a hard,
Cyclical thrum.
His wink says
‘trust me -
I’ll give you a good deal. I’ve done this for years.
I’m an artisan.’
His clients are usually on a one-time basis - Slightly nervous hagglers, their knees press
together as they
Consider their price.
Fiddle with their hands,
A ring turned around a ring finger
(Wasn’t that bad luck once?)
Coiffed hair and teetering brow
Showing a slight lack of conviction
as they barter
and wrangle each other from across a heavy smoker room.
She weighs him up.
13 stone, or 14.
His callouses claim experience
Of a well-measured callousness.
An alchemist, perhaps - he’s used to mixing the right with the wrong,
Turning shit into liquid gold.
His smile says ‘I know you already. I know what you need.’
His wrists are coiled and turning.
He’s already warmed up.
The fear tastes like metal in her mouth.
She licks the back of her teeth, and then her lips, to taste it.
She shivers. It tastes like money.
The one thing not mentioned in the rules of fair trade, in this economy
Is the advantage of the tradesman.
He spends every day weighing
The cost of every ingredient, every hour,
what each client will pay
If he just plays it right.
And if she has a need,
And if the need runs deep,
The gold runs so much quicker from the Alembic.
And when a little runs over
He collects some for himself
With a fervent bash of the pestle
Leaving marks against the mortar
Quickening breath ionises
the air
Her lips part
And her tongue moves silently
To taste the gold
He so skilfully made
From the shit that she
brought him -
Offered him with a pensive glance across
A red-thudded room.
When one is skilled at barter
The price agreed can slip slightly out of place.
With one indelicate motion, drunk on prowess
He spills the Alembic
And gold - it’s quick to harden.
Her price and his reward
harden quick
Sticking tough against her lips,
Her stomach,
Her back and her bits.
She’d ask him to stop but for the taste
Of gold that he’d promised her -
Keeping her in stasis.
So she can’t ask for a refund.
But she can move her tongue.
And run it across the hard gold,
And it tastes like fear
and money.
Adelaide is a poet, journalist and activist based in London. Having worked as a lobbyist in the environmental and social care sectors, they're interested most in systems of power and how to overturn them, both politically and artistically.